Easy 30-day exchanges and returns. Unworn, with tags. We cover the first return label.
Love it or your money back. If the print fades or the garment fails, we replace it or refund you.
Heritage tier
Comfort Colors 1717, 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton.
DTFlex print, glue-free, never cracks, peels, or fades.
Pre-shrunk relaxed fit, holds its shape wash after wash.
Shub-Niggurath: The Black Goat$44.00·Black / S
The Legend
The Thousand Young
Some gods want worship. This one only wants to multiply.
Shub-Niggurath is the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young, a thing of dark forests and endless fertility, worshipped in clearings where the trees lean wrong and the roots move on their own. She is not cruel so much as fecund beyond all reason, spilling out monstrous offspring without end, the blind hunger of life itself made into a god. Cultists call her name into the dark, and the dark answers, wet and bleating.
Ia! Shub-Niggurath! goes the old cry, the Black Goat with a Thousand Young, and the woods have not been truly empty since.
Raised here over her sigil and her spawn. Printed heavy on garment dyed cotton, for the ones who know the forest is far more alive than it lets on.
Ia! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!
The craft
Real ink, real weight, no plasticky patch.
This shirt is dyed after it is sewn, not before. The color soaks into the cotton and settles deeper around the seams and collar, so it wears in instead of out. No two come out exactly alike, and that is the point.
The art is printed with DTFlex, a glue-free transfer with clean edges and none of the thick plasticky square cheaper prints leave on top. It stays flexible, moves with the fabric, and will not crack, peel, or fade in the wash.
The details
Garment & fabric
100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz heavyweight. Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed in small batches. Relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with a sewn-down collar that keeps its shape.
Measurements (in, laid flat)
Size
Chest
Length
S
40
28
M
44
29
L
48
30
XL
52
31
2XL
56
32
3XL
60
33
Print method
The art is printed with DTFlex, a glue-free direct-to-film transfer applied with heat and pressure. It bonds to the surface with clean, fine edges, with no thick plastic square, no glue residue, and no glossy patch. It stays flexible and will not crack, peel, or fade in the wash.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Skip the fabric softener, and air dry when you can. If you tumble dry, keep it low, and never iron directly over the print. Garment-dyed color keeps settling with every wash, so a little softening is a feature, not a fault.
Shipping & returns
Free tracked shipping on every order. Each piece is printed to order and dispatched in two to five business days, then carried by your local network. Typical arrival after dispatch: United States 5 to 12, United Kingdom 8 to 16, Canada 8 to 16, Australia 9 to 22, New Zealand 9 to 22 business days. International orders may owe local import duties on delivery, which are set by your country and not by us.
Returns and exchanges are easy within 30 days of delivery, on unworn items with tags. We cover the first return label, there is no restocking fee, and refunds go to your original payment method once the item is on its way back.
